rosieaisling:

rossandrachel:

RACHEL: Um, I think I’m just gonna say it… I’m still in love with you, Ross.

ROSS: Wow.  Uh, I’m not sure what to do with that right now—

RACHEL: [Bursts out laughing]

ROSS: Was that a joke?  ‘Cause it’s mean.

RACHEL: I’m so dead serious.  I’m totally serious.

ROSS: Why are you laughing?

RACHEL: Because I just heard it.  I heard it, and it’s ridiculous.  I mean, you’re married.  You’re married.  And it’s just ridiculous.  And it’s like, when I said it, I just sort of, I floated up out of my body.  And then I heard myself say it, and then the floating Rachel was like, “You are such an idiot!”

ROSS: Well, I am married.  Even though I haven’t spoken to my wife since the wedding.

RACHEL: [Laughs]  I’m sorry, that’s not funny.

ROSS: Actually, it kind of is.  My wife won’t return my calls.  I don’t know where my wife is.  Hey, Ross, where’s the Mrs?  Don’t know.

RACHEL: Do you think you could just kind of forget that I told you this?

ROSS: Well, I kind of have to.  I mean, ‘cause the thing is—

RACHEL: The thing is, you know, that you’re married to Emily.

ROSS: That is what the thing is.

RACHEL: Ross, things aren’t gonna be weird between us, right?  I mean, was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?

ROSS: No, no, no… I’m glad you did.  Look, if nothing else, it’s always great when someone tells you they love you.

RACHEL: That’s what I said.  Ross, thank you for being so nice.

ROSS: No, thank you for… Thank you.